Looking for a Christian girlfriend

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by bub (Newborn Zoner) on Monday, 24-Aug-2009 7:35:22

Hi gang!
I stand six feet, eleven inches and weigh three hundred pounds. I am heavily muscled with blonde hair and blue eyes. American, caucasian, cultured, and most importantly, a god's man. that means I am a soldier of Christ and expect my mate to be the same. Though I am in no hurry, at some point in my life, I'd like to find a girl to call mine. She is a Christian. She doesn't need me to know she's beautiful. She wants to take it slow. She is articulate. She is not a perfectionist. I like my girls with reasonably short hair simply because it takes too long to mintain if it falls past the shoulders. If you are overweight, I will not have you obsessing on a desire to be slim. Exercise, eat healthy, and let God do the rest. Don't worry about me. I will not see you as any less for it. We are, after all, each made specially in his image. If you are slender, I will not have you obsessing on remaining so. Like your broader peers, eat well, exercise, and let God do the rest. I have no time for fussing. The only fussing I want to hear is from my one to three children much later down the line when we are financially secure. I hope this add finds you well, and thank you for taking the time to read it. Please private message me with your responses, as I will not be coming back here. Goodbye. She admits her problems and works through them.

Post 2 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 24-Aug-2009 12:23:10

6 feet and 11 inches, heavily muscled, blond hair and blue eyes? Are you a soldier of Christ or a universal Soldier of Christ?


Someone will get it...

Post 3 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Wednesday, 26-Aug-2009 0:44:51

Islamic and jewish girls who keep coshure are way better, I don't have to share the bacon.

Post 4 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Tuesday, 01-Sep-2009 15:02:20

Well, we know who'll where the pants in that relationship. *cringe*

Post 5 by insanity (Account disabled) on Thursday, 24-Sep-2009 0:22:54

Bubalub, you are so freakishly millitant that the only way to react to you is making jokes. Wow! What an ass you are1 You are so generous to accept us over-weight girl, but I fear the sort of exercise regimend you would require. I can't wait to see the Belle that falls for this Gaston.

Lucy

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